{Intro by Murph, the Seasoned Rookie}

I met Brent May at one of Ranger Rick's infamous Fab Fests in Nashville, Indiana. Since then I have had the honor and pleasure of learning the true meaning and spirit behind such philosophy as, "hit it with your purse," and "reach into your sack of stupid."

Brent can usually be found accompanied by a crowd of zooki fanatics often referred to as the Bedford Boys Flying Circus.

Over the past several months, Brentley has been expressing interest in joining the ranks of the Izook Staff -- an idea which after much consideration, several cocktails, and countless arm wrestling tournaments with Terrina, we finally decided to give him a space to call his own.

There have been some questions sent my way regarding the future of the Seasoned Rookie -- specifically, was I stepping down and was Brent taking over? The answer is a resounding, "absolutely not." If anything I hope to see us writing some team articles in the future, possibly some Martha-Stewartesque postings, who knows what we have in store. What I do know for sure is that Brent comes to us with Experience, Knowledge, and most importantly, an Imagination and sense of humor.

Brent's idea is to write a brief expose' on various Zookers, sometimes staff, and sometimes newcomers. Somehow I've been chosen as his guinea pig -- let's see how it goes!

Brent: "Ok, time to switch gears a little here. What was the name of the last book you read?" 
Reply: "I'm currently reading an old book called "Confessions of a Hoaxster" by Alan Abel, a scam artist from the 60's who would pull pranks on a national level involving publicity teams, TV appearances and the like. I admire the fact that he could have used his talents to scam money from people or cause all sorts of problems yet kept it as a hobby and made harmless fun."

Brent: "Sounds interesting. What was the last movie that you watched?"
Reply: "The last movie, also an oldie... "Being There" with Peter Sellers. It was filmed in the early 80's and is a well written satire on society and how many people are so wrapped up in themselves that they only see what they want to see. Sellers plays Chauncey Gardener who is recently sent out into the world in his 40's after never having any adult interaction -- all he has learned is from watching television and tending to a garden. If you can find it, strongly recommended."

Brent: "What is your favorite style of music?"
Reply: "I love the blues -- anything with a good back beat and a mean sax is good for me. I'll listen to just about anything, however I don't care for (and don't understand) the "gangsta" rap and that angry screaming metal death music either. Anyone who has been within earshot of my trail tunes knows I can be eclectic in my choices."

Brent: "When your not off-roading, or working, how do you like to spend your time?"
Reply: "Well, as I said before I've been working at the comedy club... I've also been doing a lot of renovation in my house, repairing the old double-sash windows and repainting, stripping the woodwork, that sort of thing. I think I waste too much time pissing around on the internet though, but that comes with the colder months."

Brent: "If I gave you a plane ticket to visit any where in the world, where would you go?"
Reply: "Peoria, IL. I'd want a round-trip ticket though (laughing)."

Brent: "Well then, name someplace that you have visited, that you would love to visit again." 
Reply: "I'd have to say that I haven't traveled much, but a few years ago I did find myself in London and really enjoyed it there. I think if I had the opportunity to go there again under the same circumstances, I'd return -- however I would like to see other parts of the world as well. I don't have any destinations in mind however."

Brent: "Well Murph, it's been fun talking to you, and you are officially off the hot seat!"